I tell you what KT that must have taken such a long time to do its pretty impressive!!!! shame you dont take as much time over your own work!! you might regain that Royal Photographer Of The Year title this year to!!!
Shes coming down to Cannes I promised her a really special night.... A REALLY REALLY special night!!!! But we cant eat in the same place as Mike cos there will be nothing left on the menu!!!
Karaoke and a curry! You certainly have got a way with the ladies...... it might have worked on the last bird you shagged but Kirsty's not a Geordie. Oops, should I have mentioned that Gareth? Anyway Kate doesn't seem to mind......fuck done it again. Ashley might not be too pleased....oh shit, keep putting my foot in it. Better stop this quick.
KT) (searching through his wardrobe) Oi Doug hold this upI need to shoot the front of itI wanna mac it on to Gareths top to make him look really stupid (DP) I tell you what wud be really funny those pink hot pants youve got hanging there and that feather bowa get them out to and shoot those make him look like a right prat!!!
Gareth, if you see the 25 comments under your picture please don't be fooled into thinking you are that popular. There's no work to do and everyone is bored on this blog whilst surfing for Geordie porn.
As you know I don't like telling you who I am but pretty sure Kirsty is thinking "If only that was Westy standing there instead of Steptoe. His T-shirt would say I have a massive cock and you're welcome to it even though it might hurt and your stomach will be shoved up to you throat" I also have a t-shirt saying "that's why I don't wear shorts" which has a pic of a bloke with his knob down to his knees. I'ev jst won ABPA phosgzdk
I'm a very close friend of a certain photographer who has recent won a very prestigious photographic award. I think it's very unfair, I'd even call it bullying that you should make fun of people with dyslexia. Please visit the site http://www.dyslexia.com and find out a little more about it before any of you write your next blog.
Thank You. Susan Charles Head of DNA (National Association of Dyslexia)
Mike your prize from the BPPA has arrived not sure what it is but there are 10 cardboard boxes with GINSTERS written on the side taking up space at Jacobs can u pick them up ASAP.....
Quote paraphrased from Steve McCurry
(National Geographic photographer and hero of mine): "My biggest fear is that one day they'll realise that I don't really know what I'm doing!"
Quote from my Mum: 'Professional' just means you get paid for doing something - it doesn't necessarilly mean you're any good." (Thanks Mum!)
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49 comments:
Gareth seems to have a Monkey on his back
Kirsty: You remind me of my first boyfriend Gareth, it was 1982 I think...?
Just out of shot Gareth fumbles with his dough-like penis
Kirsty, "Is that Dean Gaffney ?"
again, just out of shot, he's Well 'ard.
Aaaaaarrrrrrroooooollllllllldddd!
Mike Marsland
BPPA Entertainment Photographer of the Year 2007
Why has KT cut the lower part of the picture off?
It looks like he's holding your head down on his cock. No wonder Kirsty's smiling.
I tell you what KT that must have taken such a long time to do its pretty impressive!!!! shame you dont take as much time over your own work!! you might regain that Royal Photographer Of The Year title this year to!!!
Im just looking at the timings on those published comments and you can tell its a very quiet day for a particular photographer!!!
yea lick whot i justdid
Mike Marsland
BPPA Entertainment Photographer of the Year 2007
yeloue carnt
She looks scared shitless, Gareth, what the fuck did you do to her?
Gareth works harder and harder. But he just can't get the monkey off his back.
"Have been offered the LFI staff job",
"Yeah, I've always wanted to be number two to Marc Larkin"
Shes coming down to Cannes I promised her a really special night.... A REALLY REALLY special night!!!! But we cant eat in the same place as Mike cos there will be nothing left on the menu!!!
Karaoke and a curry!
You certainly have got a way with the ladies...... it might have worked on the last bird you shagged but Kirsty's not a Geordie. Oops, should I have mentioned that Gareth? Anyway Kate doesn't seem to mind......fuck done it again. Ashley might not be too pleased....oh shit, keep putting my foot in it. Better stop this quick.
kirsty's in no danger - the t-shirt says it all
What an offer. A Ménage trio, bet you and Georges show her a really good time. Will she be taking the pictures?
That's Dougies Sunday football strip
KT) (searching through his wardrobe) Oi Doug hold this upI need to shoot the front of itI wanna mac it on to Gareths top to make him look really stupid (DP) I tell you what wud be really funny those pink hot pants youve got hanging there and that feather bowa get them out to and shoot those make him look like a right prat!!!
talking of pink hot pants (crutchless), can I have them back please Chubb. Unsoiled.
I can't believe you lot are all on here today, I thought you'd be doing the Madonna photocall, 4pm at Battersea Park Band Stand?
yeah and the Beckham one at NIKE TOWN aswell 3.30pm
is the beckhum one tuday?
You can't have them back, have loaned them to Fritz. He's giving me them back to me for Zanzibar, see you all in/up there?
Gareth, if you see the 25 comments under your picture please don't be fooled into thinking you are that popular. There's no work to do and everyone is bored on this blog whilst surfing for Geordie porn.
AND just before anybody else gets in there first..... that was a typo, meant Georgie!
Can someone get me Gareths autograph???
As you know I don't like telling you who I am but pretty sure Kirsty is thinking "If only that was Westy standing there instead of Steptoe. His T-shirt would say I have a massive cock and you're welcome to it even though it might hurt and your stomach will be shoved up to you throat" I also have a t-shirt saying "that's why I don't wear shorts" which has a pic of a bloke with his knob down to his knees. I'ev jst won ABPA phosgzdk
I'm a very close friend of a certain photographer who has recent won a very prestigious photographic award.
I think it's very unfair, I'd even call it bullying that you should make fun of people with dyslexia. Please visit the site http://www.dyslexia.com and find out a little more about it before any of you write your next blog.
Thank You.
Susan Charles
Head of DNA
(National Association of Dyslexia)
Ive got a funnier website www.goffinf.com
uoy fukcnig cnut yuor lla asholes adn i ate ouy
Can I please just state for the record that I have NEVER raped Gareth....
*SILENCE*
I might have rohypnolled Can Nguyen though.....
Couldn't help it.
HE JUST LOOKED SO FUCKING CUTE.
i think that taking the piss out of someone with a medical condition such as dyslexia is pretty low.
however if the fat pie munching single idiot canb win that award so can i.
all my love mark cuthbert
i didnt know mike was a retard
does explain a lot tho.
Mike your prize from the BPPA has arrived not sure what it is but there are 10 cardboard boxes with GINSTERS written on the side taking up space at Jacobs can u pick them up ASAP.....
The Team at Jacobs
what a bunch of jealous twats you all are.
congratulations mike a well deserved award.
kelvin.
kar wai tang u should be ashamed this website has just deteriorated into a slagging off site.
if this continues ill call raymondo at alpha.
kelvin
Don't worry Kelvin ( aka Roland Browning ), a picture of you is going up next.....
anything that im not happy about you evil midget and ill have to call ray and he will take away your tuck shop allowance.
max mumby
(kelvins freind)
'I'll be your friend Roland' said the little dark girl.....
Kelvin's fiend!
The tubby little bastard hasn't got any friends.
Good job we do slag each other off on here..... imagine how many emails would get clogged up in the system.
Wasn't that Richard Lewis in Grange Hill?
http://www.alphadogmovie.com/
You haven't done a Darryn Lyons on us have you KT?
No more documentries please.
For fuck sake get that picture of Kelvin up, we'll never hear the last of it from Albert Cameltoe
kar wai tang will always be my inspiration and if i can be half as good as him id be happy.
saying that if i was half as good as him id be twice as good as ash,doug,mike,chubb,vesty.....
actually scrub vesty hes good too.
by the way james dont forget the edible pants you bad boy...
fuck me if this gets worse their will be a punch up in the playground.
kelvin
the one who doesnt mind putting his name to a comment !
Bom chicka wah wah! Gareth won't be spraying Lynx anywhere near his arse again
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