Dave Benett...tut...tut...tut.....

For those of you who haven't heard the story or seen the pictures, here is Britain's finest photographer Dave Benett in an awkward situation. Nothing more to say, just click on link and enjoy!!!

Dave 'I only had a shandy' Benett

F*%@ing B*@&&"ing Sh*??y W@?&$!r

Warren considered that as long as he wasn't actually hitting people, his anger management course was making progress.

Times is 'ard

Destitute photographer spotted begging in Oxford St recently. 

If you're tempted to chuck him a few coins, think again -  he'll only go and spend it on more booze.

This papp stuff is easy...

....if only I could find the buggers!

Even space heroes need a holiday.

Mike: "Hey Chewy, when you sh*t, does it stick to your fur?"

Chewbacca: "No, why?"

Mike: "Can I wipe my arse on your hand then, I've just run out of paper!"

Snappers take extra jobs as Guardian shift rate falls to all-time low...

... luckily James was happy to pay Martin hard cash for the chance to be his saddle for the day!

Never say never

As the hangover fog cleared, Karwai's exploits in Zanzibar the previous night slowly came back to haunt him...

Spot the difference:

There are at least 2?

Dancing Queen

Even after losing his left leg in a recent 'misunderstanding' with security, Alan was determined to show the world he'd not lost his famous cheery disposition.

New Friends

" 'Allo love. Yeah, sod the quiche - I've got a sudden urge for pot noodles and biscuits for tea..."

Old Friends

What? Was it something I said?

"I was slightly brain damaged at birth, and I want people like me to see that they shouldn't let a disability get in the way. I want to raise awareness - I want to turn my disability into ability."
 - SuBo / MiMa

May 2009