Copycat.....

Papp Lesson 1: find something big to hide behind.

Uncle Albert.....

Dave was glad to see his donated pubes were being put to good use.

No Celebrities around here....

Spring/Summer Catalogue.....

Alan Davidson on a location shoot, modelling this year's Saga 'Incontinence Shorts' Range.....

I started young.....

Apparently Cuthbert reckons this is me.....
Well, you have got to start young to be as good as me, ok that was a joke before you lot start giving me a hard time, wankers!!!

UK's Leading Press Agency.....

The blind leading the blind, what a great team, PA and Empics.....

Trophy Girlfriend.....

Gareth took great pride in describing his new girlfriend, 'yeah she's got lovely long legs, a long slender neck, she doesn't talk much though but she loves it on all fours.....'

Congratulations.....

Stefan is overjoyed as he receives his first company car from Mr Lyons.....

J'aime le George.....

Hello, George? What do you mean I'm holding it the wrong way? The big
button on the front? Yes, I've tried that.....

I Wish my Arse.....

'I wish my arse was this firm, maybe 10 squat thrusts a day might do the trick..... must dig out that SUPERSTARS video where Brian Jacks did it so well.....'

Will you be my friend now.....

'Hey KT, I hope you're getting this, Frears owes me a cigarette the ponce.....'

Still on the Loose.....

'eenie meenie minie mo, Mmmmm..... so much choice......'

Lard Arse.....

Does my bomb look big in this???