Hi Karate.....

Right who called me a Welsh sheep shagger....

Need I say more.....

David Fisher says you are a Fantastic guy.....

Kiss Kiss.....

You're only meant to kiss the female pr's.....

Christmas has come early.....

Dear little Gareth
I fully understand the grief you have been going through so as a special treat I will give you your Christmas present early but you must promise me not to tell the other kids.
Keep thinking of me before you go to bed.

Regards

Santa

Wish List.....

Dear Santa
Please can I have a hat that I can cover my whole face with as I keep getting teased by my fellow photographer colleagues who think I look like Steptoe.....
I always think of you Santa before I go to bed.

Lots of love
Gareth


p.s Can I also have a bar of soap if its not too much trouble?

No more.....

Kelvin will you please stop sending me pictures of Max Mumby, I do not need them for the website anymore. I do appreciate you have a whole shoebox full of provocative pictures of Max underneath your bed but I rather you kept them for your own self-gratification.....

Top Shelf.....

It was a long reach for the top shelf, but it was well worth it as Doug got his reward.....

Double Vision.....

Separated at Birth.....

Me help you shoot better picture.....

Phil Loftus unashamedly gets some shooting tips from Can Nyugen.....

Such a Nice Boy.....

Do you think Pink suits me!?

Once upon a time.....

Once upon a time there was this frog called Anthony Harvey who was yearning to be a proper man (fat chance), but the only way this could happen was if he was kissed by a pretty girl with huge jugs.....anyway blah blah blah.....cut the crap.....he found a pretty girl to kiss and this is what happened.....






Are you ready for it.....?






Fek it didn't work.....
The plum turned her into Avid Merrion.....

You Sexy Thing.....

I believe in miracles.....Where you from.....You sexy thing.....

Which Way.....

The nearest KFC is two miles down that way, and will you bring me back a corn on the cob please'

Nice and Firm..........

Will Young yelped with delight as Jeff gave Will's right buttock a gentle squeeze.....

Hey Big Spender.....

'Oh damn I can't believe I broke into a £5 note.....'

Double Vision.....

I wonder who is trying to impersonate Max Mumby!?
I'll give you a clue, he's fat he's round he bounces
on the ground.....its not Sammy Lee.....
and his idol is Colonel Sanders???

Anyone.....Anyone.....

Go home.....

Why don't you piss off back to Morecambe and pick some more cockles.....

Pub Singer.....

It was going fine.....until Alan Davidson joins in.....

Wheres my Basball.....

Buuurrrp!!!!!

I'm Starving.....

Mike closed his eyes and imagined James was a giant MacVeysey Burger.....with ketchup of course.....




Mike, I've found you a giant bottle of Ketchup,
enough to cover Veysey's naked body.....

Donkeys.....

Which one is the real donkey.....

You Dirty Old Man.....

Haha I had to put this on, this made me laugh soo much I think a little bit of wee came out.....
Thanks to James Macauley for the picture!

Mike will you stop eating my blog......

I'm warning you now, you'll get indigestion.....

In a Dark Corner of a Disco.....

The lights got switched on just as Westy was in the act of picking up his belle in the 'Pull a Pig Competition.....'

Stuck.....

Shit I'm stuck, me fekking lugholes have got caught up.....

He's Back.....

The Deacon HAS risen from the Grave!!!!!

Next Prease.....

Two Rarge flies.....ferret-o-fish and rarge coke, will that be all sir.....
Prease ploceed to next window sir.....

There it is Mike.....

Don't lose it again Mike.....

Now the drugs don't work.....

Oh fek I forgot to take my medication.....
cunt.....wank.....
arrseee.....fuck.....
minge.....

Road Rage.....

Kelvin was annoyed after he got cut up by this red sporty number.....
'You fat cunt' screamed the finger wagging pensioner!

Guess Who.....

The monthly Photo Monkeys Competition is upon us.
Guess Who this snapper is and the winner drawn out of a hat will win 10 rolls of Fuji Velvia, processing not included.
Is it:
a) Max Nash
b) MJ Kim
c) Richard Lewis

Closing date 23rd July 2009
Judges decision will be final.

Short Back and Sides please.....

Come on Doug, Get this mop down the barbers for a chop.
James has had his haircut ages ago, so you better go copy him!

Wife Beater.....

Justin Goff pulled out his weapon and demanded apple pie.....

Sex has never been funnier.....

Ian West gets shafted by another Oriental.....

D'oh.....

Mmmmmm......If only this lens was a baguette.....


p.s 'Dust … it’s actually very low in fat so you can eat as much dust as you like'

Peters is at it again.....

Doug Peters disappears into the bushes on London's notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath.....



He emerges 20 mins later happy and content after meeting up with a pot-bellied jobless van driver.
'There is nothing wrong with having sex with strangers in public places' said Doug.

Yeehaaa!!!!!

Yui Mok (PA Photos) looking all smug posing with his 'My Little Pony'



Going, going.....



Gone !!!!!!!!!!!!!

High on the hill was a lonely goat-herd.....

The hills are alive with the Sound of Wimsett.....