'Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, I smell the blood of a bargain bucket wielding Englishman' said the knuckle dragging giant.....
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22 comments:
as kar wai slept in the kitchen in verbier the alien placed his order for a light snack.... noodles, sweet and sour, ribs , rice ,black bean , crispy beef, crispy duck , shreed beef , chicken and cashew , spring rolls.
kar wai slept in the kitchen because i threw him out of bed as i woke to find his little chubby on my leg.
if i wanted to sleep with some gays id have invited ash and vesty !
ash isnt gay ...
honestly im not xx
"ash isnt gay ...
honestly im not xx"
your boyfriend thinks you are
I am Ash's boyfriend and I can say he is definately gay, I especially like his cropped hair look, he's so macho, he reminds me of my little action man.
With the Alien staying in your room there's always plenty of arse to go around
Ash, as Gary Lee once told me as he applied his eyeliner, "It's the Fashion to be gay!" and he IS a dedicated follower (a very close follower, if you get me?)
We'll all still pretend to be your friends if you decide to come out..........
Alien checks the local phonebook for a Burtons as another pair of reinforced jeans rip
Fucking hell,how small is that wardrobe? Suprised Alien can get his fat assed jeans in there. Not telling you who I am but I'm not gay either.
Your all decent blokes, Alien and Kelvin are tossers.....erm
....hang on
Your all tossers, Alien and Kelvin are decents blokes!
I'm worried, what on earth could alien have been eating to shit out a sports bag ?
Posted by: Not Westy
What the f*ck is George Lucas doing in Kelvin's bedroom? Is that the Casting Couch and Kelv was hoping to get the part of a young Yoda?
'To get the part a blowjob I will give, mmm...'
That's not a wardrobe. That was shat out with the sports bag..... and Kelvin was the afterbirth!
Whilst flicking through the 'Big Book Of Anal'....Alien pondered whether to be 'Mummy' or 'Daddy'......
Away from home...? Check!
Double bed....? Check!
Reclining Bhudda....? Check!
Reading instructions for 'Mains Driven Anal Intruder'...? Check!
Kelvin taking the pictures....? *High pitch squeal whilst wanking maggot penis to completion* CHECK!!!!!!!!!!
Haven't had this much fun since Gary turned my anus from being a 'bagel' to a 'doughnut'......
BFG?
Bellies Fuckin Gotya
You had a bagel for an anus...... Knew there had to be a reason you were so tight. Support Tottenham as well?
Isn't this a film still from Borat the Movie?
Taken just before they strip and have the fight in the hotel room?
Yes I think......It's Nice!
You watch......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxn2k14K8aA
bloody hell didnt realise chopper was still around !
he should pick up those little black things called cameras and stop writing inane comments on here.
when you worked for me i had hoped you would take over from kar wai one... alas..
ray
alphapress ( the biggest agency in the whole of gee st )
Sorry 2nd, Snappy Snaps moved there 3 weeks ago....
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