A cuntstable suspects that Mike and his pals are doing a bit of dogging . They protest that they're only waiting to see who Max and Kelvin are papping in their car. The cuntstable gets even more suspicious when he sees that Kelvin has his head in Max's lap. It all becomes clear when Kelvins surfaces with a chicken drumstick in his mouth that he had dropped. The cuntstable wanders off happy leaving the boys to use Kelvins bone to pleasure themselves. Obviously not before Mike has licked it first.
Mike: 'Hey Stephen, you look great in that cap, no wonder all the girls what a bit of Hawkin Cock. Can I try it on? Stephen: FuckoffyoumassivegaylordbeforeIcomeoverthereandbeatyourfatpotatofacetoapulpandthenbeetyourarsewithaplankwithanailinit. Keep. Talking.
Quote paraphrased from Steve McCurry
(National Geographic photographer and hero of mine): "My biggest fear is that one day they'll realise that I don't really know what I'm doing!"
Quote from my Mum: 'Professional' just means you get paid for doing something - it doesn't necessarilly mean you're any good." (Thanks Mum!)
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The Lord of the Rings characters have their 2007 get together
mike was not happy to be third in line for the opening of the pie shop
The middle earth hobbits were unaware that the simple sideburn giant was ALWAYS hungry.
Gollum offers Mike a look at his ring
A cuntstable suspects that Mike and his pals are doing a bit of dogging .
They protest that they're only waiting to see who Max and Kelvin are papping in their car. The cuntstable gets even more suspicious when he sees that Kelvin has his head in Max's lap. It all becomes clear when Kelvins surfaces with a chicken drumstick in his mouth that he had dropped.
The cuntstable wanders off happy leaving the boys to use Kelvins bone to pleasure themselves. Obviously not before Mike has licked it first.
Mike gets caught out at the local speed date session.
Mike waits patiently with the other BPPA award winning photographers to be called up to collect his prize
The only girls to come and get their honey would be monsters (Westy Birds!)
In fact, isn't that Westy sitting in the middle?
Its about time we started slagging Richard Lewis off again, KT, stick another picture up.
Did you know that Mike has won an award, and it wasn't at the World Doughnut Eating championships neither.
Mike and Stephen Hawkins hit the town...
Mike: 'Hey Stephen, you look great in that cap, no wonder all the girls what a bit of Hawkin Cock. Can I try it on?
Stephen: FuckoffyoumassivegaylordbeforeIcomeoverthereandbeatyourfatpotatofacetoapulpandthenbeetyourarsewithaplankwithanailinit. Keep. Talking.
Cunts
Is Mike in Lilliput?
Big Mike "If Kar Wai can manage to find a woman, we've got a chance"
Mike stands in the queue to enrol at Virginia Tech...as there are a few spaces going free for the new term....
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