'.....boredom sets it quite quickly in the little village of Royston, there were many countless hours of putting on my favourite dress (I did fit into it last summer). Tonight I shall be tucking my genitalia between my legs and running around squealing like a little girl. Oh how I long to be Grayson Perry.....'
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Jesus Christ, what the f*ck is that???!
Thats your Boyfriend that is
Doug IS Fannyman
if doug shaves his arsehole ill rim him all day
see you soon my love
james xxxx
Is that the dress Dougie wore to be Kar Wai's bridesmaid ?
No........that WAS the Bridesmaids dress, he also got in her knickers that night too!
Didn't shag her though!
Doug's love of historical reenactment societies takes a worrying turn...
whats that he's re-enacting.
....the Battle of The Somme Like it Hot...
Nah, it's a scene from the Gettysburg A Dress
"Tootsie 2, this time hes lanky"
Doug thought he had a chance of taking the place of posh in the spice girls reunion. If only the dress would fit.
I look forward to seeing Doug having his vagina created on More 4's 'Sex Change Hospital' in the near future...
*tiptoes off for a crafty wank*
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