Easy Reading.....

Gareth takes time out from the Dale Winton booksigning to peruse the 'Special Interests' section.

The Big Book of Breasts....p34...Karwai Tang.....
Check out the book next to it.....

Purple Dame.....

Does my bum look big in this.....

Breaking News......

Just heard that Mike's diet has gone so well that he's lost 2 stones already. He's been nominated for 'Fat Fighter of the Year 2009', Good Luck Mike!

We're Having a Gang Bang.....

A struggle ensues as MJ and Gareth doses the victim up with Rohypnol.....

Rooke-a-bye Baby.....

Little Timothy Rooke sleeps peacefully, dreaming of what its like to have a girlfriend and dreaming of not getting beat by a 12 year old while playing Fifa'09 on Xbox live.....

Dust.....It's Low in Fat.....

I've just been forwarded this picture from an unknown source, apparently it's of Mike going for his last ever bargain bucket before his diet. From last reports I've heard the diet is going well, so well done Mike!