Fishy Dreams.....

The smell of fish on Westy's face is getting all too familiar.....

Chinese Takeaway.....

Special wonton soup for you.....

How You Doowing.....

Getty Images very own Brokeback Mountain, pink is cool.....

Hu.....burp.....

Proof that Benny Hill faked his death and is now living as a tuxedo clad drunk in the south of France.....

Foreign Legion.....

James Macauley joins the foreign legion to escape a revenge attack from Warren.....

The 3rd and Most Prized Victim.....

Roll up Roll up, the official Cannes Film Festival Bouncy Castle has arrived, Adults and children please remove shoes before climbing aboard.....

Deeper and Deeper.....

There was a look of shock on Gareth's face as Kirsty clamped her lips around the girth of the ice cream.....

I Wish I could Fly but I can't.....

Orville and Keith Harris getting all intimate by the beach.....



'Its like licking out a Walnut Whip' whispered Keith.....

Cannes Most Hated.....

Anthony has a minor disagreement with a 'photographer'.....

Incontinence.....

Bless its got to that stage for this old boy, he only laughed and a bit of wee came out.....

Look at Me.....

I bet they didn't even get an eyeline between them.....

My One is Bigger than yours..........

Fekking hell he could lick his own balls with a tongue like that!!!

The Odd Couple.....

I wonder what their kids will look like.....

Who ate all the pies.....

Brad Is the Pitts.....

I done a double take then, I swore this was Brad Pitt but the smell gave it away.....

Neighhhhhh.....

The horse always enjoyed feeding time at Harrods.....

Who Dunnit.....

Such a loveable guy, I dunno who would be so cruel to let his tyres down.....

Food Glorious Food.....

A rare Oompa Loompa spotted during feeding time.....

Vacuum Cleaner Injuries..........

Mmmmm.....
Lovebites are soooo
attractive, uuuurgh!!!

Wok Idol.....

Our very own oriental Rik Waller gets ready for his debut performance.....

Wet Dreams.....

'I wish my dreams would cum true.....'