Ladyboy says.....

New year, new body!?

Fashion Advice.....

Kelvin thinks I will look like this when I tie the knot next year.....

Actually I reckon its quite a good look, maybe without the bow-tie. Thanks for the advice Kelvin 'Primark' Bruce.

Thats another fine mess you got me into.....

The fancy dress party was complete when in walked Kelvin Bruce.....dressed as Oliver Hardy.....







Oliver Hardy wants his suit back, he says you're stretching it.....

Naughty Naughty.....

Claire reprimands these two lads by facing them against the wall after she caught them with their pants down together, in a toilet cubicle.....

p.s Who the fek is the guy on the right with the hairy chicken legs!?

Penny for the Guy.....

After spunking all his money on hookers who dress up as nuns, Tim's only option for a bed is a bench outside Buckingham palace.....

Haircuts for free.....

If you want a haircut don't ask me.....

Sunday Mornings.....

Oh how I enjoy a Sunday lie-in reading Slide Mount Weekly in the nude.....