I can't wait for my balls to drop.....

Doug at his 13th birthday party at TGI Fridays.
'The Jelly and Ice Cream was really yummy and I had two balloons tied to the back of my chair' enthused Doug.....

So Cute.....

Ian West(PA) aged 15yrs old. My, hasn't he grown.....
The chiselled features have stayed with him.....

I'm Lenny the Lion, hear me roar.....

That damn guy with the marker pen strikes again

Playtime.....

Nils objected to a game of 'Hide the Sausage' as he was not aware of what it involved.....

Chill out in Cannes 2006.....

Pop Idol Auditions in Cannes.....

Ouch.....

Well Officer, it landed on my head like this, it really hurt.....

Daffyd Hogan-The only gay in the village.....

Come on boys , chase me.....




















Woah, stop pushing Mr Norton and Mr Michael, theres enough for everyone.....

Bargain Bucket.....

Cheap French stock to clear.....

You Looking at Me.....

De Niro or Galen, am not sure its such a close call.....

Distraction.....

The sight of 'The Body' stopped Claire in her tracks, alot of explaining had to be done to Dave Hogan as no pictures were taken.....

You Plonker

Rodney Trotter aged 13½ official photographer for the Groovy Gang.

Face ache.....

Gareth almost emulated his hero by nearly swallowing his face with his bottom lip.

Beauty Sleep.....

Another 73 hours of sleep and I'll be beautiful.....

Mr Loverman

He wears the finest clothes
The best designers, heaven knows
Ooh, from his head down to his toes
Halston, Gucci, Fiorucci
He looks like a still
That man is dressed to kill

Catching Flies.....

When Bagpuss goes to sleep, all his friends go to sleep......shit he has no friends!

Italian Photo Monkey

The leading Italian and French paps enjoy an intimate moment aboard theur luxury yacht in Venice.

Eh-Oh !

Those adult dressing-up games has just gone too far now.....

Queer Guy for Gareth's Brown Eye.....

Need I say more.....

Beauty And The Geeks.....

Just found this image from the Channel4 'Beauty and the Geek' archive, think this series was from 1977. Or is it Rodney Trotter and Mickey Pearce on the pull at Ritzy's Nightclub!?

Hunk of the Week.....

Dave Lodge of Filmmagic.
Girls form an orderly queue please.....

Yeehaaa!!!!!

I have just realised there is a lack of female 'photographers' ( loosely speaking) on this website, that doesn't Justin Goff or Gareth Cattermole, I mean REAL females! So here are a pair of fillies for you to ogle at.....
Westy, I can get a 10x8 laminated for you if you want, let me know.....

Warren's boys.....

'Right you boys at the back will bring me my food, you boys in the middle can dress me and you TWO lucky boys can wipe my arse after a dump' bellowed Lord Warren.

Fat Fighter of the year 2003......

Mike Marlsand, thank you for submitting your pictures into the Photo Monkeys gallery. I think I may have recieved this picture by mistake. I'm sure its one of those promotional pictures for Fat Fighters of the year 2003, where a skinny person is standing next to a life-size cardboard cut out of their former fat selves, correct me if I'm wrong.
I will send the picture back if you wish, just send me a stamped addressed evelope.
Regards Marjorie Dawes
p.s 'Dust … it’s actually very low in fat so you can eat as much dust as you like'

Oldboys.....

They're still plodding along at their age, should've retired ages ago ! Is that a tandem zimmer frame they're standing behind? I think the gormless plum in the middle is the home help.....

Ray Reardon is papped getting his haircut.....

'Can I have a short back and sides and can you colour in the bald spots please'

Dougie is a hit with the ladies.....

Mr Doug can i have your autograph please and will you fertilize my eggs.....