Separated at Birth.....

What an uncanny resemblance.....

WHOOO are YOU???

After getting his picture taken with the famous Nikki Grahame, Gareth does the unthinkable and.....



















.....asks the even more famous Liz Fuller for a picture!

Abracadabra.....

Tinkerbell waves her magic wand 'Hocus Pocus', but to no avail James Macauley remains a gnome.....

Clowning Around.....

'Hey Mister, there's only enough room for one clown on this blue carpet, so would you kindly 'shoo off'' said Alan 'Coco' Davidson.....

Must Win Sugary Drink.....

After spending £29 at '£1 for 3 throws', Mike 'Jocky Wilson' Marsland is still no nearer to winning the £1.29 bottle of fizzy pop.....

Mad Cow.....

The source of the foot and mouth disease has now been unearthed.....

Will you be my friend Roland.....

It's Saturday night, 9.30pm, at Watford Village Hall and Gareth frantically checks to see if he put the correct date on the email invitations to his 14th Birthday Party Disco....Oh, he did.

Come on look me in the eye.....

As Ray Reardon sneaks in, that colossal pervert Chubb breaks cover, and his restraining order, to get a whiff of The Jenkins. Mmm.....leeks....