Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Times is 'ard

Destitute photographer spotted begging in Oxford St recently. 
If you're tempted to chuck him a few coins, think again -  he'll only go and spend it on more booze.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

This papp stuff is easy...

....if only I could find the buggers!

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Even space heroes need a holiday.

Mike: "Hey Chewy, when you sh*t, does it stick to your fur?"
Chewbacca: "No, why?"
Mike: "Can I wipe my arse on your hand then, I've just run out of paper!"

Snappers take extra jobs as Guardian shift rate falls to all-time low...

... luckily James was happy to pay Martin hard cash for the chance to be his saddle for the day!

Never say never

As the hangover fog cleared, Karwai's exploits in Zanzibar the previous night slowly came back to haunt him...

Spot the difference:

There are at least 2?

Monday, June 08, 2009

Dancing Queen


Even after losing his left leg in a recent 'misunderstanding' with security, Alan was determined to show the world he'd not lost his famous cheery disposition.

New Friends

" 'Allo love. Yeah, sod the quiche - I've got a sudden urge for pot noodles and biscuits for tea..."