When I was a Boy.....

'.....boredom sets it quite quickly in the little village of Royston, there were many countless hours of putting on my favourite dress (I did fit into it last summer). Tonight I shall be tucking my genitalia between my legs and running around squealing like a little girl. Oh how I long to be Grayson Perry.....'

What is this???

Steve Parsons or shall we call it 'Stephanie' judging by the size of those man boobs.....

Why Don't You.....

Anthony gives a traffic warden a piece of his mind.....
'I think with your complexion you should dye your manky goatie ginger, and a pair of drop pearl earrings would suit you better you c*nt, have a nice day'

Eamonn gets swiftly ejected from Harrods by the doorman because he deemed his brown corduroy jacket was too 'Primark' to be gracing the Harrods store.....
The garden fork was a bit heavy handed I reckon.....

He's Behind You.....

Like a coiled spring, veteran royal photographer Arthur Edwards from The Sun gets ready to photograph Prince Andrew.....
'I can't see him in my viewfinder.....' muttered Arthur

Sweet Revenge......

The marker pen ran out halfway through painting his little rotund body.....

No Pictures.....

When the copper says no pictures, he means no pictures.....

Summertime.....

When the sun comes out so does the boys.....

Birthday Drinks are on Westy.....

Sex Pest West is 40 and he's having a piss-up in town tomorrow(8th June 2007). He's asked me to forward this information to you guys because he cannot wait to buy you lot a drink or two!
The pub is The Victoria, No. 1 Lower Belgrave Street and 6pm onwards.
If you are planning on presents and not sure what to get, he has hinted that he is a large size in Tenaladys and Super Absorbent.

You Plonker.....

'What Happened Del, did ya drop it?'

Shark Attack.....

Mmmmm.....would be nice with some sauerkraut.....

Beauty and the Beast.....

Anita let off a loud sigh as her arm was gently caressed by Alan's hirsute limb.....